Wife is like TV
> > girlfriend is like MOBILE (Cell)
> >
> > At home watch TV
> > go out bring MOBILE
> >
> > No money, sell TV
> > Got money change MOBILE
> >
> > Sometimes enjoy TV
> > but most of the time play with MOBILE
> >
> > TV is free for life
> > but MOBILE if you don't pay, the services will be terminated
> >
> > TV is big, bulky and most of the time old!
> > But MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time
> >
> > Operational cost for TV is often acceptable
> > but for MOBILE is high and often demanding
> >
> > TV got remote
> > MOBILE don't have
> >
> > Most important, MOBILE is two ways communication (talk and listen)
> > but with TV you MUST listen to it (either you want to hear nagging or not)
> >
> > Last but not least! TV do not have virus, but MOBILE, yes, they do have VIRUS!